My First Day at the New Job

Usually when you arrive for work at the new Job, you want something interesting, something that shows you will enjoy this job for the rest of your days. I got a wonderful card from all of my coworkers welcoming me to my new home, and then I got a murder. That’s right on my first day at work, someone get’s stabbed and then dies in my wonderful on-site eatery. We had so many guests come to the desk that day and ask what was going on, our usual lie went between, The cops were just enjoying starbucks” and “There is supposed to be some sort of event later tonight, that’s why all the emergency vehicles out front.”